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Entries in Comedy (8)

Thursday
Mar172016

Reps Elephants & Dems Asses - We need Giraffes!

After seeing so much about the big elephants and fat asses in this election season, how about giraffes?  They are really doing much better than both parties.  How about a third party run of long-neck giraffes party? They'll stick their necks out to win your vote! ...maybe even do a few flips too?

Time: 05:28

Tuesday
Oct132015

Going Bananas! ...over Bananas?

Amazing! ...And it’s all about everyone’s favorite crooked fruit: Bananas!

Everyone knows that they are the most delicious when they are still fresh and unspoiled. But as soon as the first brown spots pop up, they belong in the blender or, even worse, in the trash.

Now according to this video, that is all over now. How Insane! ...Now you always have fresh bananas and will save some money! How cool is that?

Time: 02:07

Thursday
Oct012015

Obama owns new Iran - Russia Movie & Sing Along 

Dr. Strangelove or

"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" 

It is an iconic 1964 anti-war movie during Democrat President Lyndon Johnson's Vietnam War administration. The gist of the movie is that when word comes through to Washington that a general in the Strategic Air Command has sent a wing of bombers off to drop bombs the political chaos to stop it ensues in the White House. So then a technical munitions expert, Dr. Strangelove, is summoned who sees the planes cannot be recalled while conceding the Russians also have a retaliatory "doomsday device" too.

At the movie's end it's funny, in a mad insane perverse way, about the behavior of this crazy crew in one of the planes of the airborne alert force that's ordered to drop the bomb. It shows the Strategic Air Commander who is a raging militant nut that puts on a cowboy hat when he knows the mission is fully committed and rides the bomb down like riding a bucking bronco to blow up the target, Russia.

So here after seeing it then and now again fifty-one years later, I am still troubled by that feeling, which runs all through the film, of discredit and even contempt for our whole defense establishment, up to and even including the hypothetical Commander in Chief--it sure looks like deja vu all over again!  

...Is Iran in the bomb sights now too? 

Song Lyrics: 

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand 
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
Tell the Ayatollah, "Gonna put you in a box!"
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Ol' Uncle Sam's gettin' pretty hot
Time to turn Iran into a parking lot 
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Call the volunteers; call the bombadiers;
Call the financiers; better get their *** in gear
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran 
(Let's nuke 'em! Whoo!)

Call on our allies to cut off their supplies
Get our hands untied, and bring em' back alive 
Bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb, 
Bomb Iran
Our country's got a feelin'
Really hit the ceilin', bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, 
Bomb Iran
Let's take a stand 
Bomb Iran
Our people you been stealin'
Now it's time for "keelin", bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran 
(Stavro Arrgolus)

Friday
Sep112015

U.S.A. Dance - The Spirit of 76 

A 1776 patriotic camaraderie comes alive as many feel a deep pride within about our American, individual exceptionalism as shown here when talent shines brightly like James Cagney and Bob Hope as the main course atop a banquet table.

James Cagney and Bob Hope are in a movie scene at a Friar's Club Meeting, back when actors were real working vaudeville performers tap dancing; Hope was 52 and Cagney was 56.

Time: 03:33
Movie: The Seven Little Foys (1955)
Bob Hope plays the role of Eddie Foy.
James Cagney plays the role of George M. Cohan.
Monday
Jul202015

The Discovery of a Black Hole is Made!

This "Black Hole" sucks viewers in with a seemingly plain premise, a peculiar promise, a prickly peccadillo and poignant point. ...In the end, a lesson learned! 

Time: 02:48